notahoe: somewhere in the world there’s somebody out there listening to Lip Gloss by lil mama and I just think that’s beautiful
fishingboatproceeds: the-blog-of-anne-frank: I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry This. Changes. Everything.
3ridan: do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were...
megaman2: “mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?” “no, i said she was fucking goofy”
Kardashians, it’s time to stop.
titaniumbutt: you may be the but i am the But what the fuck is a “Sweer Potato”?
vainegotism asked: Oooh honey that picture of them legs you just posted~